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10.06.2025 00:30

Just Forget it!
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Why are there so many single moms in America?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Then came..
share office space ...
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Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones